Apparently, the Big Bang wasn't quite dramatic enough. At least, not according to Mia, a young storyteller whose impromptu retelling of the creation story has gone gloriously, hilariously viral. Forget seven days; Mia's version involves celestial explosions and singed parental hands.
It started innocently enough, with the standard "God created heaven and Earth." But then, the sun entered the chat. And then, it exited the chat in a rather fiery fashion.
"The sun blowed up and the fire came on," Mia declared, with the gravitas of a seasoned news anchor reporting on a minor global catastrophe. Then came the part where her dad, presumably attempting to extinguish a star, got his hand hurt. Because, naturally, that's what you do when a celestial body detonates.
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Start Your News DetoxHer brother, clearly attempting to interject with some inconvenient facts, was met with a swift, no-nonsense smack that dislodged his glasses. Mia, it seems, is not here for editorial interference when she's in the middle of a divine narrative. Her mom, bless her heart, was in hysterics, as were the millions who watched Mia's impassioned, slightly aggressive, and utterly captivating performance.
One commenter perfectly summed up the vibe: "Mia says 'mind ya business, I know what happened.'" Another observed, "He didn’t say a word after that." Which, if you've seen Mia's delivery, is entirely understandable. When Mia's telling the story, you just listen. And maybe duck.
Because while she clearly absorbed the general gist of creation somewhere along the way, she's firmly established that this particular version? It's hers. And it involves more drama than most reality TV shows.
