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A ‘Scallywag’ Schoolboy Swiped an Abbot's Kneecap 70 Years Ago. His Widow Just Returned It to Glastonbury Abbey

George Box secretly kept a knee bone and tile shard his entire life. Only in his later years did he confess their mysterious origins to his wife.

James Whitfield
James Whitfield
·2 min read·Glastonbury, England·9 views

Originally reported by Smithsonian Smart News · Rewritten for clarity and brevity by Brightcast

Why it matters: The return of the abbot's kneecap to Glastonbury Abbey helps restore historical integrity and offers future generations a more complete understanding of the past.

A Boy's Secret and a Kneecap's Journey

In 1956, 11-year-old George Box visited Glastonbury Abbey in Somerset, England. The abbey was undergoing an archaeological dig, unearthing the remains of 13th-century abbots. Young George, perhaps feeling a bit mischievous, took a kneecap and a piece of medieval tile from the site.

Lucy Newman, collections manager for Glastonbury Abbey, noted that both items were "very easy to pick up and put in a pair of schoolboy shorts." George kept his secret for decades.

The Return of a Relic

George confessed his youthful prank to his wife later in life. They agreed the kneecap should eventually return to the Abbey. After George's death, his widow contacted the Abbey last year. This summer, she brought the kneecap back during a trip to scatter his ashes.

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Newman believes George waited until after his death due to embarrassment. His widow described him as a "scallywag." He kept the bone and tile throughout his life, even taking them to Australia when he moved there in 1970. He displayed them in a glass cabinet with other archaeological finds.

Glastonbury Abbey was first built in the seventh century C.E. Steve Slater via Wikimedia Commons under CC BY-SA 3.0

Before its return, George even made a special box for the artifacts. This box was similar to medieval reliquaries, which held saints' bones.

Abbey staff tried to identify the kneecap's owner. Based on the 1956 excavations, it could belong to Abbot Amesbury, Abbot Petherton, or Abbot John of Taunton. These abbots died between 1250 and 1290. All three have since been reburied. Staff decided not to re-excavate, as it could damage the remains. The bone's exact owner remains a mystery.

The kneecap's journey has become part of the Abbey's history. Glastonbury Abbey was built in the seventh century C.E. and became England's wealthiest monastery. It is famous for the supposed discovery of King Arthur and Queen Guinevere's remains in 1191. Historians now suggest this discovery was fabricated to attract pilgrims after a fire in 1184.

The Abbey noted how surprised medieval monks would be to know one of their kneecaps traveled to Australia and back. The kneecap and tile are now on display in the Glastonbury Abbey museum.

Brightcast Impact Score (BIS)

This article celebrates a positive action of returning a stolen artifact, demonstrating integrity and respect for history. The emotional impact is high due to the long-term commitment to righting a past wrong. While not scalable in a traditional sense, it sets a positive example.

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Sources: Smithsonian Smart News

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